31

May
Langkawi to Samui
Yes, we are now back in Thailand! For our first glimpse at the Thai islands. But of course before we could get to Koh Samui we had to make our way up Thailand through the ‘deep south’ to Surat Thani to catch a ferry.
Malaysia’s attitude to taking money off you is so laid back compared to Thailand. Instead of the rows of booths with people behind glass trying to sell you bus tickets, our first glimpse of Thailand (after immigration) was a smarmy tout wearing enough gel to give a wholly mammoth a fashionable hairstyle. He spent a few minutes trying to convince us our only option to get to Hat Yai was to give him 1400baht. Once he realised that wasn’t getting him anywhere he moved onto trying to get us to pay 300baht, then 200baht for a ride to the nearby bus station.
Needless to say we said no, and approached the nearby songtheaw (a pick up with bench seats in the back). As we did, he shouted something to the driver in Thai. I thought “I bet he is saying charge them 200baht”. The driver looks round, “200baht”. “Bastard” I said to myself in my head. I smiled and said “thats expensive”, the driver laughed a little bit embarrassed and said “yes, yes it is”. “I think we will get a lift from a taxi on the road then”. “OK! 50 baht”. The tout looked disappointed, the driver didn’t seem to mind. I assume he doesn’t like him either.
Once we get on board we are faced by three brits and a Dutchman. After a few minutes of conversation we find out that they live on the road next to the road we used to live on in Norwich, Norfolk. Small bloody world. They had watched us talking to the driver and started asking us about prices. They booked everything through a travel agent in Langkawi and had just realised how expensive it was. They had to pay extra in the office in Satun, they then eventually paid the driver from the ferry to the bus station, then paid someone for the next part of the journey once they reached the bus station but they were not sure who he was. They were talking to each other trying to work out what they had actually paid for back in Langkawi other than the boat ticket. I think everyone except the Dutch guy accepted it as a mistake and were moving on with their lives but he was clearly annoyed, probably because he had been telling us about his extensive travel experience before finding out how much we were paying by doing it ourselves.
Oops. 
Oh well, we said that our philosophy was usually to avoid tourist agencies like a clown in a rikety van offering sweets. We were also talking about the stories you hear of people hiding in the luggage compartment of the dodgier bus companies buses so they can go through the bags. They would be disappointed going through my bag and only getting a Padi book on wreck diving or a pair of my pants. I doubt there is much of a secondhand market for either.
The journey was not the worst we have done, but by the 7th hour on our second bus in one day we were done. We arrived in Surat Thani at 9pm, in a random part of town (not the bus station, which seems like a reasonable place for a bus to stop). The bus had broken down twice, but luckily effective bus engineering is hitting it with something and shouting at it in Thai. When we arrived in Surat Thani we didn’t really have a choice but to climb into the metaphorical rickety van (ironically getting out of a real rickety bus to do so) and go into a tourist agency. We knew how much the ferry ticket was and paid 50baht more to do it this way. This way included a lift to the ferry in the morning though, and a ride to the nearest cheap hotel.
The journey the next day was the usual affair. Groups of tourists being ferried around like sheep in and out of buses or ferries until eventually we arrive on Koh Samui.
Which is where we still are, the overly touristy and not overly backpacker friendly Koh Samui. The cheap bungalows from many years ago have been knocked down and replaced by anything they can charge more for. Street vendors have gone and replaced by Italian restaurants or Irish pubs. Still, the good things do exist though, and a 10 minute walk from the beach inland puts you in the middle of the Thai area the two week tourists don’t dare to do into. It also has a nice stretch of beach, even if it is a little busy.
Tomorrow we are doing a tour of the nearby marine park, so today was filled with a different (read: cheaper) distraction. A local charity runs a dog and cat shelter, and they ask for people to come in to give the animals some attention. Not a problem. Three hours of our day was taken up with being mobbed by big groups of attention hungry cats and dogs (including a few puppies). The charity offers free neutering and some veterinary care for the islands animals. They also take in any strays they can find. 
For now though, we are going to mooch around on the beach… probably not doing a whole lot until it gets cooler and napping doesn’t seem so appealing.

Langkawi to Samui

Yes, we are now back in Thailand! For our first glimpse at the Thai islands. But of course before we could get to Koh Samui we had to make our way up Thailand through the ‘deep south’ to Surat Thani to catch a ferry.

Malaysia’s attitude to taking money off you is so laid back compared to Thailand. Instead of the rows of booths with people behind glass trying to sell you bus tickets, our first glimpse of Thailand (after immigration) was a smarmy tout wearing enough gel to give a wholly mammoth a fashionable hairstyle. He spent a few minutes trying to convince us our only option to get to Hat Yai was to give him 1400baht. Once he realised that wasn’t getting him anywhere he moved onto trying to get us to pay 300baht, then 200baht for a ride to the nearby bus station.

Needless to say we said no, and approached the nearby songtheaw (a pick up with bench seats in the back). As we did, he shouted something to the driver in Thai. I thought “I bet he is saying charge them 200baht”. The driver looks round, “200baht”. “Bastard” I said to myself in my head. I smiled and said “thats expensive”, the driver laughed a little bit embarrassed and said “yes, yes it is”. “I think we will get a lift from a taxi on the road then”. “OK! 50 baht”. The tout looked disappointed, the driver didn’t seem to mind. I assume he doesn’t like him either.

Once we get on board we are faced by three brits and a Dutchman. After a few minutes of conversation we find out that they live on the road next to the road we used to live on in Norwich, Norfolk. Small bloody world. They had watched us talking to the driver and started asking us about prices. They booked everything through a travel agent in Langkawi and had just realised how expensive it was. They had to pay extra in the office in Satun, they then eventually paid the driver from the ferry to the bus station, then paid someone for the next part of the journey once they reached the bus station but they were not sure who he was. They were talking to each other trying to work out what they had actually paid for back in Langkawi other than the boat ticket. I think everyone except the Dutch guy accepted it as a mistake and were moving on with their lives but he was clearly annoyed, probably because he had been telling us about his extensive travel experience before finding out how much we were paying by doing it ourselves.

Oops. 

Oh well, we said that our philosophy was usually to avoid tourist agencies like a clown in a rikety van offering sweets. We were also talking about the stories you hear of people hiding in the luggage compartment of the dodgier bus companies buses so they can go through the bags. They would be disappointed going through my bag and only getting a Padi book on wreck diving or a pair of my pants. I doubt there is much of a secondhand market for either.

The journey was not the worst we have done, but by the 7th hour on our second bus in one day we were done. We arrived in Surat Thani at 9pm, in a random part of town (not the bus station, which seems like a reasonable place for a bus to stop). The bus had broken down twice, but luckily effective bus engineering is hitting it with something and shouting at it in Thai. When we arrived in Surat Thani we didn’t really have a choice but to climb into the metaphorical rickety van (ironically getting out of a real rickety bus to do so) and go into a tourist agency. We knew how much the ferry ticket was and paid 50baht more to do it this way. This way included a lift to the ferry in the morning though, and a ride to the nearest cheap hotel.

The journey the next day was the usual affair. Groups of tourists being ferried around like sheep in and out of buses or ferries until eventually we arrive on Koh Samui.

Which is where we still are, the overly touristy and not overly backpacker friendly Koh Samui. The cheap bungalows from many years ago have been knocked down and replaced by anything they can charge more for. Street vendors have gone and replaced by Italian restaurants or Irish pubs. Still, the good things do exist though, and a 10 minute walk from the beach inland puts you in the middle of the Thai area the two week tourists don’t dare to do into. It also has a nice stretch of beach, even if it is a little busy.

Tomorrow we are doing a tour of the nearby marine park, so today was filled with a different (read: cheaper) distraction. A local charity runs a dog and cat shelter, and they ask for people to come in to give the animals some attention. Not a problem. Three hours of our day was taken up with being mobbed by big groups of attention hungry cats and dogs (including a few puppies). The charity offers free neutering and some veterinary care for the islands animals. They also take in any strays they can find. 

For now though, we are going to mooch around on the beach… probably not doing a whole lot until it gets cooler and napping doesn’t seem so appealing.

20

Apr

Another Bus Journey


It’s funny. Thailand is so westernised that after spending time in neighbouring countries its almost a culture shock again.

The bus we are on has pulled into a truck stop. It’s behind a petrol station you could find at home and filled with modern trucks. Light spills out from the edges of the cabins curtains. The bus itself has comfy extra wide seats that lean right back for sleeping. On the widescreen TV at the front Terminator Salvation is playing, dubbed in Thai. Occasionally a lady comes past giving out snacks and bottles of water like an air stewardess. It’s nice, but you could easily forget where you are.

Scratch that, the film has ended and we are going to be forced to listen to Thai Pop music instead. Oh no.

20

Apr
Made to measure. Not that we have a final product yet but we would recommend Star Fashion, a tailors in the Star Dome hotel, Bangkok. Lovely, friendly, knowledgable staff. And so far the suit looks pretty damn good. Will keep you up to date when we finally come back to collect it.

Made to measure. Not that we have a final product yet but we would recommend Star Fashion, a tailors in the Star Dome hotel, Bangkok. Lovely, friendly, knowledgable staff. And so far the suit looks pretty damn good. Will keep you up to date when we finally come back to collect it.

19

Apr

Chinatown!


The taxi pulls up outside one of the busy side streets. We know we have been in Chinatown for a while because it looks like the set of a Rush Hour film. Gold chinese writing on red backgrounds stretch up the walls of many buildings. Banners are everywhere. As we step out of the taxi the smell of every chinese market we have ever been in hits us. Now we know there is a road that gets referenced more than others when you research Chinatown, but other than that we know nothing. We walk towards the busier direction and find the road in question. Its just before sun down and all of the daytime shops are closing. We turn off the main road and descend into the maze of alleyways. The smell is still with us. Wholesale shops line the narrow streets. Boxes are piled up either side, people are standing in front of each shop, tourists are squeezing their way through and still motorbikes are appearing from all angles. We walk down row upon row of craft wholesale shops selling fabric, wool and various haberdashery goods.

It is now a different place to when we arrived. Food stalls have appeared from everywhere, many selling unrecognisable things. Shark Fin and Sparrows Nest soup is everywhere. We find meat on a stick and can recognise what animal it came from so we sat down to eat. Throughout the meal there is a women having a nap on the pavement next to us. Not a homeless lady, just tired I guess. She seemed happy enough and eventually got up to start serving food as we left.

And that was it. We felt Chinatown had been made a bigger deal than possibly it deserved but it was nice to see an area of Bangkok that looked a bit different than the rest. The buildings where also visibly older in some parts but it was difficult to see past the capopys that stick out of the front of the shops.

Finding Chinatown (Or How to Find Chinatown)

Just going to add this as a side note because we struggled to actually find where chinatown was exactly. The taxi didn’t drop us off in the centre, the maps made no reference and online didn’t actually say exactly where it was. Yaowarat road is basically the heart of Chinatown. There are two near each other but you are looking for the smaller one. This is where the main concentration of food stalls are.

Other than that there didn’t seem to be another big area of interest, and other than food we didn’t find much else to keep us there long.

Plans

So what now? We have been deciding over the past few days and have finally made our decision. We have to leave Thailand to do a visa run, which is a waste of time and money, so why not see another country instead? So thats what we are doing - we are going to Malaysia! In three days we will be at the border. Better start doing some research!

We are submitting some things to beforeyoubackpack.com and are trying to think of interesting things we could write about. If you have any ideas then leave a comment or send us a message!

19

Apr

Songkran! Can’t believe there is a drought at home (UK) but in Thailand they are chucking buckets of it around.

17

Apr

A Few Days Late


Getting wifi is starting to drive me mad. Everywhere we find is unbelievably slow. Anyway, updates!

Back in Bangkok

I like Bangkok more the second time round. First time I was disappointed that it didn’t fit the image I had in my head. Its like when you hear about a film, or read the book first, then it rarely lives up to the version in your head. But this time I knew what to expect and we had learnt enough to get started again. There was one thing we didn’t in to account.

…Songkran

We escaped Pattaya on the bus and ended up on the end of the Skytrain line in Bangkok. As we near the centre of the town occasional taxis are going past with bits of white powder on them. Talcum powder. We see one or two people standing on the side of the road holding water pistols but other than that its quiet. We get on the Skytrain to get a little closer into town, then grab a taxi from MBK to Khao San Road. Then we see it…

The road before Khao San Road is blocked off and there are people everywhere. Everyone is wet and shooting, throwing or pouring water onto each other and some covering each other in paste. We enter the crowd and manage to be mostly left alone because we were carrying bags (I guess).

We make it to the room, dump our bags and empty pockets then head out. It was chaos! The pavements were lined with people armed with pressure washers, hoses and water pistols. A giant crowd of people are shuffling along the road in between also armed with water pistols, paste or just buckets of water. One bucket of water is ice cold, the next worryingly warm. It continues until we come out of the other end. We grab some food and head back around for another go. This time some bands have appeared next to huge sponsership signs. The Thai Pop bands we are stuck listening to in malls, coffee shops (stealing wifi) and bars are now braving the water and playing on the narrow streets. Everything grinds to a halt and we are stuck semi still being repeatedly squirted with water by the same people because new targets have not come past.

Bare in mind I am still the tallest person I have seen in Bangkok since we got back. In a street with hundreds of people as far as you can see I am nearly a whole head above 90% of the crowd. I make an attractive target and the evil laughter from the water sprayers is the soundtrack to my water torture for the day.

Still… brilliant fun. 

Pippa feels she was sprayed a lot too. She didn’t realise it was all part of what I was calling “Operation: Use Pippa As A Human Shield”.

Will edit later to include photos

14

Apr
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Sound of the Day

The screams of people on open sided baht buses having water thrown on them.

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13

Apr
Our street at night. The sound of abba - Dancing Queen and the cackling from the nearby ladyboy bar sets the scene perfectly

Our street at night. The sound of abba - Dancing Queen and the cackling from the nearby ladyboy bar sets the scene perfectly

13

Apr

Here’s some photos to make Pattaya look sort of nice!

13

Apr

Surviving In Pattaya


We ignored most peoples advice and came to Pattaya. When we arrived we couldn’t find any information about Pattaya for backpackers. This is what we learnt since we arrived.

  • There’s no backpacker area. Pattaya is aimed at the sex tourists and, for some reason, well of families.
  • Most bars are expensive. 100baht ($3) beers offend me.
  • Cheap restaurants are few and far between.
  • Some street food is not safe.
  • There’s no Tuk Tuk’s.

Street Food

Expats online tend to make a smaller deal over things and make it sound easy so it seems like they are more knowledgeable. There IS street food here, but the western friendly stalls have higher prices and you need to be careful what you order from others. One of the girls working in the dive shop was eating something and I asked her what it was. To me it looked like noodles. Her response was “You want to try? It makes you poo poo”. My response was “Why do you want to poo poo?”, “No no no, I have thick stomach, you have little thin stomach. You can’t eat like us”. I tried a little bit and it tasted like rotten putrid fish and dirty sea water. It turned out it was made by leaving crabs to die in salted water for a while then adding them into the dish. Not for most westerners. She then tried some nachos and pulled a funny face and walked off.

No Backpackers

Lonely Planet’s previous books have missed Pattaya out completely. Now it says Pattaya is “not on the backpacker circuit”. There are probably various reasons for this and I’m not even going to begin to guess what they are. Sadly without a strong backpacker community you have less competition in the budget guesthouses and they are more spread out. I assume backpacker guesthouses bunch together because people are carrying bags and don’t go far!

Cheap Bars

In most bars you pay for pool (in SE Asia that’s unbelievable). You need to look around for cheap beer and sadly most of the cleanest places are the most expensive. If you look around enough and don’t get scared off by the intimidating bar girls then you can find cheap (for Pattaya) drinks.

Baht Buses

They have replaced Tuk Tuk’s in Pattaya and do work quite well. The main roads in Pattaya are one way and its easy to work out where the baht bus is going to. If in doubt, ask the driver. Most of the time you won’t get a “no” they will just drive away.

Other than that we have not really learnt an easy way to stay here. We can’t find cheap laundry, we haven’t found a great place to stay and we haven’t found many good places to eat. I guess that’s because we are stuck in the tourist part of Pattaya though!

13

Apr

Pattay Oolala


So we now have our Wreck and Nitrox finished. We did a quick dive to have a look at some of the shallow coral near the Hardeep wreck we would eventually be diving on. The currents were too strong today, and seeing as yesterday was like being in a tornado then I was more than happy to postpone it. We saw a Bamboo shark (harmless) and blue spotted sting rays then returned to the boat to head back to the wreck site.

Part of the stress for diving this is the speed everything happens. The boat gets into a position and you have a few seconds for everyone to get off the boat to be swept up by the current and taken towards the dive line. You go from quietly sitting on a boat doing nothing to suddenly having to kit up, get ready, do your checks then jump off the boat. Its like being in the paras jumping off a plane with someone shouting “Go! Go! Go!” at you. The descent was much easier this time and the current was slower. We reached 25m and headed towards the hole in the side of the ship.

This is what she used to look like (taken from Thai Wreck Diver website)

This is her position now

We entered to the right of the furthest forward surviving mast. As we enter we then need to spin around and come through the hole sideways as it is a door on its side. We are then inside the wreck (eep). Soon we swim into an open room and meet a giant turtle that occasionally lives near the wreck. He swims around for a second then decides its time to leave and swims towards the door behind me. I rise up and he passes just underneath me. It was amazing to be so close.

From then on we went deeper into the wreck and explored the higher passageways before it was time to leave. We then descend back down to exit near the line back to the surface. 

Easy.

Now we are going back to Bangkok. After exploring Bangkok for another few days we think we will be heading on to Ko Tao to do our next few dive certificates. But first we need to work out the best way to get back to Bangkok! Finding cheap places to stay in Bangkok that are actually cheap is a nightmare.

11

Apr

Our Dives Today


The reason we are in Pattaya is to get our Wreck and Nitrox Specialties done. Off the coast sits a wreck nicknamed the ‘Hardeep’ because its hard to dive and its deep. It sits 25m down in an area of strong currents. Our day started with getting up and walking down to the Subway to get breakfast before 9am. Subway opens at 9am.

Our gear is loaded up; gas tanks are in van, every ones arrived, we set off. After a car and boat journey we near the buoy which has the thick chain attached. The chain we will be using to descend without getting swept away. The boat stops and we jump in the water and into the current. The technique is that you line up with the buoy and allow yourself to be swept towards it. You then dump your air in your BCD (jacket) and sink, grabbing onto the underwater chain as you go past. Amazingly we all did, and made the long descent to the wreck holding on like mad to the chain.

Once we hit the bottom we where in the shelter of the wreck and had a little breathing space. Our task was to measure up some parts of the ship as practice for mapping it out tomorrow. As I near the hole in the front of the ship with one end of the tape measure I have the current pulling me inside the ship and have to fight it whilst holding the tape measure trying not to touch the wrecks sharp edges. After that, a short swim around the boat before we make our way up the line back to the boat.

Back on the boat everyone is talking about their dive and one person is talking about his minor panic attack. We got tired and out of breath then got worried. He managed to hold himself together enough to follow the chain back up to the surface but he was now worrying about getting back in.

After an hour and a half we get back in and - after being told how it would be calmer - were now in stronger currents. We over shot the buoy and went past but I managed to grab a rope, Pippa grabbed me, and we held onto the buoy. We then had to try to pull ourselves down to the chain hanging underneath against the current. By the time I was 10m I had used up a quarter of my air. This time the current was worse all the way down. I fought to pull myself down as the swell was pulling me back up. Eventually we got to the wreck where we had to use a line (small rope) to mark where we were going and properly tie it off on secure places. We then had to do it in reverse. For the whole dive we were being pushed around and Pippa nearly knocked me out by swinging around with her gas tank (not going to let her live that down for a while) and I went flying into the wreck. We then had to head back to the line and fight against the current to pull ourselves along and up. By the time we hit our 5m safety stop I was panting and had used a lot of my air surprisingly quickly. So whilst holding onto a rope and looking like we were pulling superman poses I had to use Pippa’s alternate air supply. Oops. After 3 minutes of being bashed around by the water we then did a normal ascent and got back on the boat.

The others also board the boat with one of the instructors talking about getting vertigo and being in a little pain. He says he has a peptic ulcer, and he thinks the vertigo was just because of the strong current. 10 minutes later he complains of feeling odd and goes down. The other instructors scramble and get him Nitrox to breath then start calling the coast to book the pressure chamber. They think he has the bends. I wonder why nobody is giving him 100% oxygen, but seeing as they were all trained instructors I figured they knew what they were doing. By the time we reach the dock he is visibly upset and not looking too good. He is put into a truck and rushed to the hospital with a pressure chamber. We then wait at the dive shop to hear whats happened to him.

A few hours later and we hear the news that he is OK. They put him into the chamber for 4 hours just in case but they didn’t think it was the bends. What was wrong with him? He admits that he had not really drank anything all day. He was dehydrated. So by not drinking a few bottles of water he is now £1500 worse off as he didn’t have insurance. Definitely a lesson learned for us, drink plenty of water and always have insurance.

All in all a fun day though, and fun challenging dives. I can understand now though why he warned us “This is proper grown up diving, not just for fun”.

11

Apr

Pattayargh


Ok, Pattaya is not that bad. Everyone we have spoken to about Pattaya has had such awful things to say about it we thought it would be the worst place in the world. In some ways I understand what they are talking about but to be honest its really not as mad or crazy as they say.

Old Fashioned Pros & Cons List

Pros

- Its lively. For so long we have been in areas where its a bit dead. Its nice to hear some noise.

- Its compact and the streets are well laid out. This makes transport and shopping easy.

- Theres a beach. Apparently underneath all the filth somewhere (exaggeration).

- Its full of… Transgender folk. This is a funny pro maybe but they are normally up for a laugh. They are more outgoing than most Thai’s as well.

- There are areas just outside that are easy to get to that are also quieter.

Cons

- Seeing desperate old men just here for the sex trade gets tiresome.

- The bar girls are scary. I don’t feel like any less of a man for admitting that.

- Its not a backpacker area. Limited cheap guesthouses, even less cheap restaurants. They are there, but require a bit of searching.

- Its full of angry Russians. I’m sure some are nice, but so many are rude to the staff who are then annoyed and rude to us. They get blind drunk then pick fights with each other. So many are wandering around with black eyes.

- Many of the bars are a bit run down. The super expensive ones are OK, but many are in a bit of a state.

So there… that’s what I think about Pattaya. Not as bad as people say, but not great. The town has been semi shut for the last three days for mourning over the cremation of the princess. Tomorrow we get to explore the town when its alive and we might gain very different opinions then.

Songkran

The water festival is coming up. Basically what this involves is having water thrown at you all the time followed by talcum powder. Brilliant. Road deaths shoot up, with over 300 dying last year, partially because of drink driving but mostly because people throw things at bike riders as they go past. In a town with as few rules as Pattaya its going to be mad. Luckily:

We don’t drive

- and -

We don’t ride motorbikes

So we should be fine. I have no idea if there is any religious or symbolic part to the festival but we should find out soon enough.

10

Apr

The Rain Is Coming


So in the past two weeks it has rained 5 times. Luckily the one night we slept outside it was fine and the rain has been in fairly short bursts followed by the sun coming back out. Recently our updates have been a bit slower. This has been a combination of:

Where we were
Tropical islands, then the middle of the jungle. The islands didn’t have wifi but somehow the jungle did, but we were busy then.

What we were doing
Two days consisted of waiting for laundry then waiting for a boat. Its difficult to find something to write about when all you are doing is watching “Without A Paddle” on an old TV and playing pool.

Doing updates on phones drives me a little mad
Typing for hours on a small screen then uploading it and the app changing everything has pushed me near the edge a few times, luckily we now have a laptop (which we are calling Rusty) so our updates should get more interesting again!

Meet Rusty!

This is Rusty!

Gradually we are catching up on all the things we have written but not got around to posting. This means some things will be out of chronological order but… oh well.

10

Apr
Good morning Pattaya!

Good morning Pattaya!

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